International Joke day falls on July 1st every year, and who better to make us laugh than our cats?
But before we could get our kicks watching footage of a cat battling a cardboard box in hilarious fashion, we had to rely on good, old-fashioned cat jokes.
So in honor of International Joke Day, here are ten cat jokes to make you chuckle or cringe.
1. Cats Only
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
Tip of the whiskers to Reader’s Digest for this joke.
2. Bowling Cat
Q: What do you call a cat who bowls?
A: An alley cat!
Tip of the whiskers to Boys’ Life for this joke.
3. Looking Fancy
Q: Why did the cat wear a fancy dress?
A: She was feline fine!
Tip of the whiskers to Best Life for this joke.
4. Dog Show Shenanigans
Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A Cat-Has-Trophy!
Tip of the whiskers to Jokes 4 Us for this joke.
5. Gone Fishin’
Q: Have you ever seen a catfish?
A: No. How did she hold the rod and reel?
Tip of the whiskers to Chartcons for this joke.
6. Daily Routine
Q: What’s the first thing a cat does in the morning?
A: It wakes up.
Q: What’s the second thing a cat does after it wakes up?
A: Goes back to sleep.
Tip of the whiskers to Fun Kids Jokes for this joke.
7. Gaming It
Q: Why are cats good at video games?
A: Because they have nine lives!
Tip of the whiskers to Ducksters for this joke.
8. Tree Life
Q: Why are cats scared of trees?
A: Because of their bark.
Tip of the whiskers to LaffGaff for this joke.
9. Lapping It Up
Q: Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t?
A: Your lap.
Tip of the whiskers to Quick, Funny Jokes! for this joke.
10. A Festive Funny
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
A: Santa Claws!
Tip of the whiskers to Thought Catalog for this joke.
Do you have a favorite cat joke? Regale us with it in the comments below for International Joke Day!